Top 9 comments during olympics

Here are the Top 9 comments made by NBC sports commentators
so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

Top Comment #9
Softball announcer:
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect
the same thing again."

Top Comment #8
Paul Hamm, Gymnast:
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

Top Comment #7
Basketball analyst:
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it.
In fact you can see it all over their faces."

Top Comment #6
Boxing Analyst:
"Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing,
but none of them really that serious."

Top Comment #5
Weightlifting commentator:
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria.
I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

Top Comment #4
Dressage commentator:
"This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience
since I once mounted her mother."

Top Comment #3
Soccer commentator:
"Julian Dicks is everywhere.
It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

Top Comment #2
At the rowing medal ceremony:
"Ah, isn't that nice... the wife of the IOC president is hugging
the cox of the British crew."
'Cox' is the abbreviation for 'Coxswain': the helmsman of a ship's boat or
a racing crew.
The cox is responsible for steering the boat and the only member of the
crew to face forward.
He/she also gives instructions to the crew, and may coach during training,
and gives encouragement
during races. Coxwains are also the only member of the crew obliged to wear
a lifejacket.

And if you thought all these comments were OUTRAGEOUSLY FUNNY,
this one take the cake with the cherry on top!!!

Top Comment #1
Tennis commentator:
"One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final
round,
his wife takes out his balls and kisses them...
Oh my God, what have I just said..!?!"