Friday, August 27, 2004

Software Engineer Chat

Our hero chatting with chat GF (heroine). Both are s/w engrs by the way and both work for real big MNC's :)

Hero: Hey..GM.. hows u doing today?

Heroine: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat

Hero: wow...am honoured, u know wat, my day starts only when i find you on chat

Heroine: Yep...me too feel the same..brb (be right back) i'll get some coffee.

Hero: OK

(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)

Manager: Hey, I need some help from you

Hero: [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me

Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number, given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?

Hero: I would do that, but i think its quite hard, is it ok with you, if I give it by tomorrow evening.

Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]

(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for heroine to arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)

Heroine: Hey, am back

Hero: cool, you know what my stupid manager asks, he's keeps asking stupid things, tries to give me stupid work

Heroine: Yeah, its the same everywhere. Real stupid ppl these managers are!!

Hero: Yep, u r rite!!

Heroine: Hey, can u do me a favour

Hero: (*smiles*) sure, y not.

Heroine: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime number,given N. would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? plzzz. You know its real urgent for me to work this out

Hero: hey, thats a one-hour's work. Sure check ur mail in an hour from now..ok?

Heroine: WASTE-FELLOW, THAT WAS THE SAMETHING I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. YOU KNOW WHO I AM NOW!! YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!

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